Showing posts with label Aaron. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Aaron. Show all posts

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Job Part IV: Just a Few Questions

This is the second to last posting for the questions for the Book of Job in the Holy Bible. I hope you have been considering the answers to the questions as you have been reading them. I also hope that you will take the time to type in some of your answers in the comments section at the end of each posting.


1. Job 9:17
17 For he breaks me with a storm, and multiplies my wounds without cause.

Questions
1. Shouldn't this verse tell you there is something very wrong with this God?


2. Job 10:8
"'Your hands have framed me and fashioned me altogether, yet you destroy me.

Questions
1. This says a lot about God, doesn't it? A God Who creates with the specific intent to destroy? Now...why would an all-powerful being do that? To play games with the helpless? To bring Himself glory through the forced worship of those He creates? For WHAT?


3. Job 11:6-8
that he would show you the secrets of wisdom! For true wisdom has two sides. Know therefore that God exacts of you less than your iniquity deserves.

"Can you fathom the mystery of God? Or can you probe the limits of the Almighty?

They are high as heaven. What can you do? They are deeper than Sheol. What can you know?

Questions
1. Isn't that just like religion to imply that there really isn't anything man can really know, seek, or do?


4. Job 11:11
11 For he knows false men. He sees iniquity also, even though he doesn't consider it.

Questions
1. If God does indeed know falsehood and see iniquity without considering it then the first and last thing He must see in regard to such IS Himself, right?


5. Job 11:13
13 "If you set your heart aright, stretch out your hands toward him.

Questions
1. How can you set your heart right when God has taken it from your chest? How can you stretch out your hands when God has cut off your arms?


6. Job 12:23-25
23 He increases the nations, and he destroys them. He enlarges the nations, and he leads them captive.

24 He takes away understanding from the chiefs of the people of the earth, and causes them to wander in a wilderness where there is no way.

25 They grope in the dark without light. He makes them stagger like a drunken man.

Questions
1. Aren't these verses the bitter truth about this God of the Bible? Why is this God of Love concerned with destroying, leading astray, and causing to become lost without hope and help?


7. Job 14:1
1 "Man, who is born of a woman, is of few days, and full of trouble.

Questions
1. Is this also a clue as to why God never speaks of His mother, why He harbors such great disdain for women?


8. Job 15:12
12 Why does your heart carry you away? Why do your eyes flash,

Questions
1. Could it be because God is a diabolical bastard Who apparently lives to feed off the fear emitted by man?








Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Numbers Part I: Just a Few Questions

ALWAYS Question Whatever it is You are Asked to Believe

If you wish to answer any of these questions please do so at the comment link at the end of the post. Please note the question you are answering, and be sure to give passage locations when utilizing Bible verses as references. If you wish to ask a question that you feel should have been asked but was not, feel free to note that as well.

Now, on to the questions for the book of Numbers in the Holy Bible.

1. Numbers 1:3-4
From twenty years old and upward, all in Israel who are able to go to war, you and Aaron shall list them, company by company.

One man from each tribe, each of them the head of his family, is to help you.

Questions
     1) Okay, so the LORD is all-powerful, right? WHY does He need an army if He is all-powerful?

     2) Sooo...forced military service is okay with God/the LORD?

     3) Is the idea of forcing all those who are able to serve in the LORD's army similar, if even remotely so, to being forced to believe in the LORD?

     4) Moses and Aaron, without the modern-day benefits of computers and filing systems and all that, go about taking a count of the people of Israel in order to find out how many can serve in the army...and they only have ONE man from each tribe helping to do the count? How long did that take? What was the process? What were qualifying or disqualifying factors of being able to serve in the army?


2. Numbers 1:45-46
45 So all the numbered men of the sons of Israel by their fathers' households, from twenty years old and upward, whoever was able to go out to war in Israel,

46 Even all they that were numbered were six hundred thousand and three thousand and five hundred and fifty.

Questions
     1) If twenty years old is the youngest, what age is the oldest? Why is there no upper limit to the age requirement for the army? Are the elderly men forced to serve as well?

     2) What were other requirements for the military men? Did they have to be of a certain intelligence, or did God consider that even an idiot can die for the LORD? Did the men have to have a certain physical condition?


3. Numbers 1:47-50
47 The Levites, however, were not numbered among them by their fathers' tribe.

48 For the LORD had spoken to Moses, saying,

49 Only the tribe of Levi you shall not list, and you shall not take a census of them among the people of Israel.

50 But appoint the Levites over the tabernacle of the testimony, and over all its furnishings, and over all that belongs to it. They are to carry the tabernacle and all its furnishings, and they shall take care of it and shall camp around the tabernacle.

Questions
     1) Sooo...if the LORD doesn't force you into military service He will force you into religious service of some sort?

     2) If God/the LORD is so goddamn great and loving and providing and joyous and amazing WHY would anyone have to be forced to do anything for God/the LORD like fight in an army, or be forced to serve God/the LORD in religious services?

     3) Shouldn't people CHOOSE to be of service to God/the LORD instead of being required or forced to do so?


4. Numbers 1:51
51 When the tabernacle is to set out, the Levites shall take it down, and when the tabernacle is to be pitched, the Levites shall set it up. And if any outsider comes near, he shall be put to death.

Questions
     1) Why does God/the LORD seemingly inject the penalty of death wherever possible? Is it to make people afraid, to fear Him? Is it to keep people in line? Is it to make manipulating people all the easier to accomplish?


5. Numbers 1:52
52 The people of Israel shall pitch their tents by their companies, each man in his own camp and each man by his own standard.

Questions
     1) Does 'standard' here mean in the sense of a cultural/social norm or construct, or does it mean 'standard' in the sense of a banner or flag particular to each family?


6. Numbers 1:53
53 But the Levites shall camp around the tabernacle of the testimony, so that there may be no wrath on the congregation of the people of Israel. And the Levites shall keep guard over the tabernacle of the testimony.”

Questions
     1) So, the Levites were some kind of human buffer between the tabernacle of the LORD and the people of Israel? Why would such a thing be needed if the LORD loves His people and cherishes them and nurtures them?

     2) Why would the tabernacle need to be guarded? Isn't God/the LORD all-powerful and thus quite capable of protecting Himself, His tabernacle, and His people?

     3) Were the guards of the tabernacle there to guard things from going in or keep things from going out, or both?


7. Numbers 1:54
54 Thus the sons of Israel did; according to all which the LORD had commanded Moses, so they did.

Questions
     1) Why is the LORD commanding His people through Moses and not to the people themselves? Are the people incapable of understanding God? Were the people too afraid of God? Wouldn't God be able to impart understanding and remove fear?

     2) Does God/the LORD want to keep as few humans as possible being in direct contact with Him by creating this absurd idea that there must always be an intermediary such as Moses or Aaron, and if so why is this?


8. Numbers 3:4
But Nadab and Abihu died before the LORD when they offered unauthorized fire before the LORD in the wilderness of Sinai, and they had no children. So Eleazar and Ithamar served as priests in the lifetime of Aaron their father.

Questions
     1) What, pray tell, is 'unauthorized' fire?

     2) Did Nadab and Abihu know what the 'unauthorized' fire was? Had they been informed of the 'unauthorized' fire?

     3) Where is this 'unauthorized' fire discussed in the Bible?


9. Numbers 3:8-10
They shall guard all the furnishings of the tent of meeting, and keep guard over the people of Israel as they minister at the tabernacle.

And you shall give the Levites to Aaron and his sons; they are wholly given to him from among the people of Israel.

10 And you shall appoint Aaron and his sons, and they shall guard their priesthood. But if any outsider comes near, he shall be put to death.”

Questions
     1) Why do the furnishings of the tent of meeting need to be guarded/protected? Will the people steal the items?

     2) What is this 'big brother' temperament of God/the LORD where guard must be kept over the people of Israel? Why would guard need to be kept over them is God/the LORD is all-powerful and all-protective and all-everything?

     3) If God/the LORD is the same yesterday and today and forever more, and if all men are the same before God/the LORD, and if all men fall short of the glory of God...WHY are lines of separation made between the priests and 'outsiders' which result in a death penalty?

     4) If God/the LORD is the same as He always has been...why does the New Testament make it sound like ANYONE can approach God/the LORD and the Old Testament make it sound like God's people must have an intermediary lest they die from the ferocity of God's/the LORD's righteousness? 


10. Numbers 3:11-13
11 Again the LORD spoke to Moses, saying,

12 Behold, I have taken the Levites from among the people of Israel instead of every firstborn who opens the womb among the people of Israel. The Levites shall be mine,

13 for all the firstborn are mine. On the day that I struck down all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, I consecrated for my own all the firstborn in Israel, both of man and of beast. They shall be mine: I am the LORD.”

Questions
     1) Do you know what this set of verses reminds me of? Are you familiar with the story "The Lottery" by Shirley Jackson?

     2) So, first God/the LORD says He wants all of the firstborn. ALL. Imagine the U.S. government saying to all of the people it governs, "All of your firstborn belong to the government." Lovely, right? Imagine the fear and sorrow something like that would plant within a person's heart. 
     Now imagine that the government says, "Hey, tell you what...instead of ALL of the firstborn belonging to the government what will now be done is all of the Native Americans belong to the government. ALL Native Americans belong to the government. Instead of the government taking the firstborn of all the people the Native Americans will fill that spot, ALL Native Americans."
     How would the people see such a thing? Is it still terrible that some people are automatically slated from the moment of conception to NOT be their own? Sure it is! But...isn't that a small price to pay? So the Native Americans belong to the government no matter what. Big deal. At least the rest of the people get to keep their firstborn. The majority is safe.
     In Shirley Jackson's story "The Lottery" someone must be stoned and everyone knows it. Perhaps for those doing the stoning, even though they are committing murder, it is much better to stone, than to be stoned, right? Maybe that is how it was for the people of Israel. The people knew something was really screwy and wrong with this God/LORD fellow, but if He was satiated by having the Levites and pretty much leave the rest of the people alone...then why not go along with it?



11. Numbers 3:46-48
46 And as the redemption price for the 273 of the firstborn of the people of Israel, over and above the number of the male Levites,

47 you shall take five shekels per head; you shall take them according to the shekel of the sanctuary (the shekel of twenty gerahs),

48 and give the money to Aaron and his sons as the redemption price for those who are over.

Questions
     1) Never mind that the Bible says that you cannot store up for yourself treasures here on earth, but WHY does God/the LORD need money?

     2) For those individuals who would answer that the LORD needed to make sure that the items of worship were cared for and that the priests were compensated and that is why there is a need for money, wouldn't it then be true that God/the LORD ISN'T all powerful if He is in need of such a thing as money?

     3) Being all-knowing couldn't God/the LORD have devised a process of worship that did not require the use of money to sustain anything?

     4) If money is the root of all evil then why is God/the LORD requiring it in the process of having people worship Him?


12. Numbers 5:27-28
27 If she has defiled herself by being unfaithful to her husband, the water that brings on the curse will cause bitter suffering. Her abdomen will swell and her womb will shrink, and her name will become a curse among her people.

28 But if she has not defiled herself and is pure, then she will be unharmed and will still be able to have children.

Questions
     1) Have you ever read about the Salem Witch Trials? These verses here remind me of that and sound just about as stupid as dunking a woman in the water with something heavy attached to her body; if she floats she is a witch and if she sinks she's not a witch. Fucking stupid. Some things never change, I guess.


13. Numbers 7:89
89 Whenever Moses went into the Tabernacle to speak with the LORD, he heard the voice speaking to him from between the two cherubim above the Ark's cover--the place of atonement--that rests on the Ark of the Covenant. The LORD spoke to him from there.

Questions
     1) If the LORD/God is everywhere all of the time WHY does Moses have to go to the tabernacle to speak with the LORD? Couldn't Moses simply speak to God from wherever he was? Moses wouldn't even have to use his voice, right? I mean he could freaking speak to God within his own heart, right?

     2) So, you can't take away the everything-ness of God/the LORD, right? If that is the case then if God/the LORD is everywhere (omni-present) then whenever He said anything wouldn't He also be heard everywhere?


14. Numbers 8:24
24 This applies to the Levites: from twenty-five years old and upward they shall come to do duty in the service of the tent of meeting.

Questions
     1) Ahhh, FORCED religious service. Isn't that nice? Whatever happened to the LORD moving within each man according to his own heart?

     2) So, if God/the LORD is forcing this service upon people then isn't the idea of the LORD simply allowing people to 'find' Him and to come to Him all on their own totally false?


15. Numbers 9:15-16
15 On the day that the tabernacle was set up, the cloud covered the tabernacle, the tent of the testimony. And at evening it was over the tabernacle like the appearance of fire until morning.

16 So it was continuously; the cloud would cover it by day, and the appearance of fire by night.

Questions
     1) Is God radioactive?


16. Numbers 10:8
And the sons of Aaron, the priests, shall blow the trumpets. The trumpets shall be to you for a perpetual statute throughout your generations.

Questions
     1) Okay, so this is supposed to be a perpetual statute forever and ever, right? And the word of God/the LORD is supposed to stand forever, right? Sooo...do people still do this? Do the people who are supposed to blow the trumpets still blow the damn trumpets?

     2) If people no longer do this then HOW does the word of God/the LORD stand forever?


17. Numbers 11:1-3
Soon the people began to complain about their hardship, and the LORD heard everything they said. Then the LORD's anger blazed against them, and he sent a fire to rage among them, and he destroyed some of the people in the outskirts of the camp.

Then the people screamed to Moses for help, and when he prayed to the LORD, the fire stopped.

So the name of that place was called Taberah, because the fire of the LORD burned among them.

Questions
     1) What does God/the LORD expect from people when they can't even live a relatively normal life with Him around? They DON'T have consistent water and food supplies. They are for all intents and purposes WANDERING in circles in the freaking desert. They are subject to the wiles of a God with a very bad temper. The list goes on and on. What did God expect? Did He even give a good goddamn about what He was doing to these people both literally and psychologically?


18. Numbers 11:10-11
10 Moses heard the people weeping throughout their clans, everyone at the door of his tent. And the anger of the LORD blazed hotly, and Moses was displeased.

11 Moses said to the LORD, “Why have you dealt ill with your servant? And why have I not found favor in your sight, that you lay the burden of all this people on me?

Questions
     1) So, was Moses displeased because the LORD continued to create situations where He knew damn well the people would be in great need and would be upset?

     2) Was Moses displeased because He knew God/the LORD had a very short fuse and that the people of Israel whining would only set God off, making the only safe spot for Moses to be the spot where Moses was standing in agreement with God/the LORD and displeased with the people?


19. Numbers 11:14-15
14 I am not able to carry all this people alone; the burden is too heavy for me.

15 If this is how you intend to treat me, just go ahead and kill me. Do me a favor and spare me this misery!"

Questions
     1) Once again, Moses shows surprising moxie as he tells God/the LORD to just kill Moses and get it over with because this was some bullshit that the LORD was doing. Why does God/the LORD allow Moses to get away with this when He so readily kills other people for far less?


20. Numbers 11:16-17
16 Then the LORD said to Moses, “Gather for me seventy men of the elders of Israel, whom you know to be the elders of the people and officers over them, and bring them to the tent of meeting, and let them take their stand there with you.

17 And I will come down and talk with you there. And I will take some of the Spirit that is on you and put it on them, and they shall bear the burden of the people with you, so that you may not bear it yourself alone.

Questions
     1) AGAIN we come to that same question of WHY, if God/the LORD is everywhere, why can't He just talk to people where they are or directly to their hearts? Why does there have to be a priest or a special meeting place? 

     2) Is God/the LORD limited as to where and when and why He speaks with people? Is this limitation only in the Old Testament, and if so WHY?


21. Numbers 11:19-20
19 'You shall eat, not one day, nor two days, nor five days, nor ten days, nor twenty days,

20 but a whole month, until it comes out at your nostrils and becomes loathsome to you, because you have rejected the LORD who is among you and have wept before him, saying, “Why did we come out of Egypt?

Questions
     1) Well, what do we have here but God/the LORD blowing everyone else out of the water for the Bad-Parent-of-the-Year Award as He responds to cries for food by being nastily aggressive and mean?

     2) Wouldn't an all-knowing being know beforehand what the concerns of the people would be, and wouldn't He then go the measure to take care of these concerns and lessen them or find some kind of remedy instead of using these situations to mistreat people?


22. Numbers 11:25
25 And the LORD came down in the cloud and spoke to Moses. Then he gave the seventy elders the same Spirit that was upon Moses. And when the Spirit rested upon them, they prophesied. But this never happened again.

Questions
     1) Why is God/the LORD always in some kind of disguise?

     2) If God/the LORD never changes wouldn't trying to disguise Himself pretty much be a fruitless and wasted effort?

     3) As a child I was informed that the LORD had to disguise Himself so the people wouldn't die from looking upon His perfect glory. If that is the case, and if God's glory NEVER changes, then wouldn't trying to disguise God NOT work since you cannot dampen or change or lessen or hide the glory of God?


23. Numbers 11:27-29
27 And a young man ran and told Moses, “Eldad and Medad are prophesying in the camp.

28 Joshua son of Nun, who had been Moses' assistant since his youth, protested, "Moses, my master, make them stop!

29 But Moses said to him, “Are you jealous for my sake? Would that all the LORD’s people were prophets, that the LORD would put his Spirit on them!

Questions
     1) So God ISN'T for everyone? If God is for everyone what does it matter WHO prophecies so long as it is derived of God?


24. Numbers 11:31, 33
31 Then a wind from the LORD sprang up, and it brought quail from the sea and let them fall beside the camp, about a day’s journey on this side and a day’s journey on the other side, around the camp, and about two cubits above the ground.

33 While the meat was yet between their teeth, before it was consumed, the anger of the LORD was kindled against the people, and the LORD struck down the people with a very great plague.

Questions
     1) Does whoever wrote this really expect people to believe that the quail that surrounded the camp were about three feet deep?

     2) What is this douchebag behavior of getting mad at the people of Israel for them saying they are hungry, and then to make things worse striking them down with plague as they are trying to eat in order to dispel the hunger pains?


25. Numbers 12:3
Now the man Moses was very meek, more than all people who were on the face of the earth.

Questions
     1) Is this why the LORD liked Moses so damn much, because he was a friggin' wuss who rarely spoke out against whatever shenanigans God happened to stew up?

     2) Why in the hell would you pick the weakest person on the entire earth to lead a people UNLESS you did so specifically to play on that person's weakness?


26. Numbers 13:1-2
Then the LORD spoke to Moses saying,

Send men to spy out the land of Canaan, which I am giving to the people of Israel. From each tribe of their fathers you shall send a man, every one a chief among them.

Questions
     1) Okay, so this is the land that God/the LORD wants to give to the people of Israel but He doesn't know who is on it or what they are doing? Shouldn't the LORD have known?

     2) Is it in the practice of God to just give things away without doing any of the necessary research?


27. Numbers 14:34, 37-38
34 Because your men explored the land for forty days, you must wander in the wilderness for forty years--a year for each day, suffering the consequences of your sins. Then you will discover what it is like to have me for an enemy.

37 the men who brought up a bad report of the land—died by plague before the LORD.

38 Of those men who went to spy out the land, only Joshua the son of Nun and Caleb the son of Jephunneh remained alive.

Questions
     1) Why is the number forty being mentioned again? Forty years of wandering for forty days of scouting? Isn't that just a TAD imbalanced?

     2) Why do God's/the LORD's punishments never fit the crime?


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Thursday, September 26, 2013

Exodus Part II: Just a Few Questions

Without Proof, Without Love, Without Remorse:
The All or Nothing Faith


Christianity is without proof not just for God, but for a good amount of the fiction that fills the Bible. Even more telling than this lack of proof are the verses jam-packed into the Bible that recount situation after situation where a supposed all-loving God persistently acts without love. Perhaps there are those who truly believe that to question the Bible or the God of the Bible is a bad thing, folly of the highest order. I am asking these questions anyway, and I ask them without remorse.

If you think you have an explanation or answer or whatever to ANY of these questions please note your answer in the comment link. These questions here are part of why I do not believe in God or in the truth/validity of the Bible.

Now all you need to do, if you are a believer, is to tell me WHY you DO believe. Do not give the cop-out answer of it simply being a matter of faith. Give me good reasons and good answers as to why you believe this stuff as literal truth.


1. Exodus 5:2-3
But Pharaoh said, “Who is the LORD, that I should obey his voice and let Israel go? I do not know the LORD, and moreover, I will not let Israel go.”

Then they said, “The God of the Hebrews has met with us. Please let us go a three days’ journey into the wilderness that we may sacrifice to the LORD our God, lest he fall upon us with pestilence or with the sword.”

Questions
     1) Do you think it would have helped the situation at all if the LORD had simply taken the time to introduce Himself to Pharaoh instead of hardening Pharaoh's heart in order to make a divine excuse to kick Egypt's ass?

     2) So, the God of the people of Israel has conferred with His constituency and issued an edict that He (the God of the people of Israel) must be worshiped ASAP and at a place that is three days' journey into the boondocks, but this God does not bother to reveal Himself to the Egyptians, or more specifically to Pharaoh, so that all the important people who need to know what is going on...know what is going on? What is wrong with this picture?

     3) Do you notice that in verse three the initial threat punishment of disease or violence is not threatened against Egypt or its people, but rather against the people of Israel? How must that have sounded to Pharaoh, hummm? Dear Pharaoh, please let me go and worship my God lest He kick my ass. 

     4) You don't really think that this pharaoh who supposedly was not too keen on the people of Israel to begin with is going to give a good goddamn as to whether or not the God of the people of Israel punishes His own people for not worshiping Him, do you?

     5) Do you think it would have behooved Moses and crew to immediately inform Pharaoh that the one to be punished would be Pharaoh and his people? Might this have changed Pharaoh's initial response of contempt toward Moses' if from the very beginning Pharaoh was informed that he either let the people of Israel go or suffer dire consequences?

     6) Do you think that the reason why God did not instruct the people of Israel to play it straight with the Egyptians was because ALL ALONG the God of the people of Israel WANTED an excuse, BURNED for a reason to annihilate the court of Pharaoh and the people of Egypt?


2. Exodus 5:22-23
22 Then Moses turned to the LORD and said, “O Lord, why have you done evil to this people? Why did you ever send me?

23 For since I came to Pharaoh to speak in your name, he has done evil to this people, and you have not delivered your people at all.”


Questions

     1) Questioning the God/LORD of the people of Israel is supposed to be a real big no-no, right? Does it not say in the Bible to NOT test the LORD your God? Well...big time kudos for Moses for having the balls to confront the LORD and the bullshit the LORD is doing. Sure, Moses intended his comment not to mean that God was treating the Egyptians so unfairly or horribly, but that the LORD was bringing trouble and tragedy and turmoil to the people of Israel, and considering their position of slavery weren't they dealing with enough on their proverbial plate without adding pissing the Pharaoh off?

     2) Look at verse twenty-three here. Does it appear to convey a little bit of screwy-ness to you? Here, the LORD sends Moses and Aaron to speak to Pharaoh, and what does Pharaoh do but continue to make things all the more difficult for the people of Israel. And why is Pharaoh being difficult? Is it because Pharaoh himself is choosing to be difficult? Nope. God chips in with that. 



3. Exodus 6:1
But the LORD said to Moses, “Now you shall see what I will do to Pharaoh; for with a strong hand he will send them out, and with a strong hand he will drive them out of his land.”

Questions

     1) What is it that the LORD is really saying here? Do you think it ever crossed Moses' mind that the LORD meant that He would fuck the Egyptians over so royally that Pharaoh would all but get on his hands and knees and beg the people of Israel to leave?

     2) Who is the one with the strong hands here? It can't be Pharaoh because he is being manipulated against his will and not in accordance with his own decisions and not his own use of FREE WILL. So what is the deal? Step back and really LOOK at this entire screwy situation and consider WHO is the one with the big hands and the big spoon stirring absolutely EVERYTHING in the pot with wanton abandon?



4. Exodus 6:2-3
God spoke to Moses and said to him, I am the LORD.

I appeared to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, as God Almighty, but by my name the LORD I did not make myself known to them.

Questions

     1) Sooo...the name of the LORD was NOT made known to Abraham, Isaac, or Jacob? Are you SURE about that? 
     Doesn't Genesis 13:4 say that Abram, "...called on the name of the LORD," at a place near Bethel? In Genesis 24:7 Abram refers to, "...the LORD, the God of heaven."
     Doesn't Genesis 26:25 say that at Beersheba, Isaac, "...built an altar and there called upon the name of the LORD?"
     Doesn't Genesis 28:13 say Jacob had a dream of a stairway reaching from earth to heaven where the LORD stood at the top of the stairs and said to Jacob, "I am the LORD?"

     2) You want to try this again, God? Only this time be sure to get your facts right, got it? Can you do all that WITHOUT warping or twisting some fact or tidbit of information into something unrecognizable from what it is supposed to be?



5. Exodus 6:5
Moreover, I have heard the groaning of the people of Israel whom the Egyptians hold as slaves, and I have remembered my covenant.

Questions

     1) Look very closely at this 'covenant' that God is supposedly remembering, right? Look at the wording of the covenants where God promises a land flowing with milk and honey and you will see something very interesting.
     Granted, there are differences in language and how one language is translated to another language, but notice that God says in the promises "and I will give you" or something very similar. He never says, "I give you." Nope. Saying "I give you" would put that shit in stone, wouldn't it? And what kind of havoc would God be able to do if He mired Himself in an undeniable promise? So, it is left at "...and I will give" which gives God a lot more room to work with. But, WHY would God do this?


6. Exodus 6:7-8
7  I will take you to be my people, and I will be your God, and you shall know that I am the LORD your God, who has brought you out from under the burdens of the Egyptians.

I will bring you into the land that I swore to give to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob. I will give it to you for a possession. I am the LORD.’”


Questions

     1) Have you read the words of God's supposed promise here? It is all future tense. I WILL take you, I WILL be, I WILL bring, I WILL give. Why does God speak in this manner? He always talks like this. Why not stop with the future promises and actually DO IT?!

     2) Did you notice in verse seven it says the people "...shall know that I am the LORD," and this IS supposed to be the same LORD going back to the beginning of it all, right? So, looking at the phrasing of this verse, if the LORD has been the LORD for so long, why does the LORD say the people SHALL know He is the LORD? Do they NOT already know?


7. Exodus 7:12-13
12 For each man cast down his staff, and they became serpents. But Aaron’s staff swallowed up their staffs.

13 Still Pharaoh’s heart was hardened, and he would not listen to them, as the LORD had said.


Questions

     1) Sooo...here we have Moses and his brother Aaron conversing with Pharaoh in an effort to let the people go...and as a convincing agent God gives them a freaking staff that they can turn into a snake? Are you fucking kidding me? Even if the LORD had NOT purposely hardened the Pharaoh's heart the king of Egypt might still have said 'no' after viewing the stupid trick with the staff and the snake. Seriously.

     2) It turns out that the court magicians can also turn their staffs into snakes, so apparently no big damn deal, right? But then the staff in the possession of Moses and Aaron swallows up the other staffs...er...snakes. Good trick, huh?

     3) See how verse thirteen sounds very intuitive? See? The LORD said Pharaoh would not listen and would not let the people go! The LORD was right! No, honey. The LORD set that shit up, remember? Didn't the LORD say He would harden the Pharaoh's heart? Yes, He did. So, do not be fooled. 


8. Exodus 7:19, 22
19 And the LORD said to Moses, “Say to Aaron, ‘Take your staff and stretch out your hand over the waters of Egypt, over their rivers, their canals, and their ponds, and all their pools of water, so that they may become blood, and there shall be blood throughout all the land of Egypt, even in vessels of wood and in vessels of stone.’”

22 But the magicians of Egypt did the same by their secret arts. So Pharaoh’s heart remained hardened, and he would not listen to them, as the LORD had said.


Questions

     1) Here is something that has always bugged me about this whole thing having to do with Christianity teaching about the evils of the occult and magic and all that hoo-hah, right? So, never mind that whole scene with the staffs turning into snakes and whatnot, but here Moses and Aaron do a little stretchy-stretchy with their wand of wonders and all the water of Egypt turns into blood. 
     River water, canal water, pond and pool water, even the water in wooden and stone vessels. Is the message there something along the lines of magic is bad unless God/the LORD tells you to do it? Or, is it something more along the lines of do as I say and not as I do?

     2) In verse twenty-two how did the Egyptian magicians do the same as Moses and Aaron did in verse nineteen and turn water into blood? Doesn't verse nineteen CLEARLY note all the water in Egypt yada-yada, plucka-plucka was turned to blood (presumably EXCEPT the water of the people of Israel)?

     3) Is it possible that when verse twenty-two says that the magicians of Egypt did the same by their secret arts that this means it was something they had done before and not necessarily that they tried it again right there?

     4) Shouldn't the tail end of verse twenty-two say, "So Pharaoh's heart remained hardened because the LORD decided it should remain hardened," instead of what is written which totally does a half-ass job of trying to make it out like any of it was up to the Pharaoh?


9. Exodus 7:24-25
24 And all the Egyptians dug along the Nile for water to drink, for they could not drink the water of the Nile.

25 Seven full days passed after the LORD had struck the Nile.


Questions

     1) Isn't it true that to begin with the Egyptians didn't literally drink out of the Nile (though people did bathe in it) itself but instead dug wells near the river, the purpose being that the water that seeped through the ground into the wells was in a way filtered (somewhat filtered) by the ground?

     2) What purpose is served by making it sound like since there was no drinking water directly from the river that out of sheer desperation the Egyptian people were resorting to digging near the river in hopes of finding clean water? This absurd desperation-for-water scenario is wholly untrue considering they were already in the habit of digging wells next to the river. Why the deception (and that IS exactly what it is)?

     3) In Exodus 7:19 it gives a list of the water stricken: rivers, canals, ponds and pools, even water in containers, right? Why does verse twenty-five say that seven days had passed after the LORD struck the NILE? Why does it only mention the Nile River when it was supposedly ALL of the water of the Egyptians that the LORD struck and turned to blood? Shouldn't the verse say seven days had passed since the LORD had stuck all the waters of Egypt?

     4) Wouldn't the LORD turning the water of the Egyptians into blood qualify as biological warfare?

     5) Sooo...the LORD allowed seven days, a full week to pass with the water of the Nile being blood? Does this mean that the LORD gave a good goddamn and a mother f**k about all of the Egyptian people (to include children and infants and pregnant women and the elderly) and whether or not they had the clean water necessary to their survival? How about the Egyptian flocks and herds?

     6) Do you really really think that with as much pride and love and respect the pharaohs and the Egyptian people had for their culture/heritage/way of life that the Pharaoh would make a series of decisions, to include refusing to let the people of Israel go, that would have increasingly devastating results on all the people of Egypt, possibly including future Egyptian generations?

     7) Considering the question directly preceding this one here, do you now understand the method behind the LORD's madness of forcing Pharaoh's heart to be hardened? Is it possible that the LORD (don't forget the LORD is supposed to be all-knowing) knew Pharaoh would never put all of Egypt in such great jeopardy for the freaking people of Israel?

     8) Is the main purpose for the LORD hardening Pharaoh's heart, the really really deep reason because God/the LORD needed to look as powerful and as much in control as possible? Didn't the LORD need this really great situation, this great struggle for the people of Israel to be as harrowing as possible so that when the LORD supposedly rescued them and 'brought them out of Egypt' that they would be SO grateful to God/the LORD for saving them they would agree to worship Him and do all of His bidding forever and ever?


10. Exodus 8:6-7
So Aaron stretched out his hand over the waters of Egypt, and the frogs came up and covered the land of Egypt.

But the magicians did the same by their secret arts and made frogs come up on the land of Egypt.


Questions

     1) You know what, if God/the LORD freaking knew that the Egyptian magicians were just as good with many of their spells and abilities of manipulating objects or environments and the like...WHY didn't the LORD give Moses and Aaron a better bag of tricks? Why pick things the Egyptian magicians could also do?

     2) Was the point of picking stupid tricks in the beginning to give the Egyptians a false sense of security, to make them think, "Ah, these schlubs aren't doing anything we can't do," or something of the like?

     3) Okay, if the frogs that responded to Aaron's outstretched hand covered the land of Egypt how was it that the magicians showed they could do the same? I mean, verse seven really makes it sound like the magicians did their thing right there in front of Aaron and Moses...
     ...BUT...if the frogs brought up by Aaron COVERED THE LAND OF EGYPT, how in the hell could anyone tell which frogs were the ones brought up by Aaron and which frogs were brought up by the magicians? Seriously, how was this done?


11. Exodus 8:12-15
12 So Moses and Aaron went out from Pharaoh, and Moses cried to the LORD about the frogs, as he had agreed with Pharaoh.

13 And the LORD did according to the word of Moses. The frogs died out in the houses, the courtyards, and the fields.


14 And they gathered them together in heaps, and the land stank.


15 But when Pharaoh saw that there was a respite, he hardened his heart and would not listen to them, as the LORD had said.


Questions

     1) Doesn't it bother you that as the story progresses and as the plagues get worse that everything is consistently put on Pharaoh's shoulders? Don't you find the wording screwy, like purposely making it sound like every time the LORD pulls back or stops the plague that, hey, it could end there but Pharaoh just won't let things be?

     2) Can you think of other stories in the Bible where, like this story here of the people of Israel being led out of Egypt, the supposed mighty gift of FREE WILL that God gave man is INTERFERED with on purpose?

     3) What are the justifications for God screwing around with Pharaoh's free will? I mean, we already discussed that God needed to look like the hero, like the avenging righteous God so that the people of Israel would pick Him over the other gods. Is that justification enough? Or, does it simply boil down to one of those things where God/the LORD made the rules so He can most certainly break them and not owe anyone any explanation?


12. Exodus 8:17-18
17 And they did so. Aaron stretched out his hand with his staff and struck the dust of the earth, and there were gnats on man and beast. All the dust of the earth became gnats in all the land of Egypt.

18 The magicians tried by their secret arts to produce gnats, but they could not. So there were gnats on man and beast.


Questions

     1) So, if all of the dust of the earth became gnats when Aaron stretched out his hand how in the world would anyone even know for sure whether or not the magicians could do the same? You know how small a damn gnat is? Were they a special color so that people would be able to tell which were gnats belonging to Aaron's deed? Was it something like, "Ah, yes. We see these are polka-dotted gnats so we know they are all from Aaron," or maybe did the little gnats maybe even just come right out and tell people from whence they came?

     2) If the verse says that the dust of the land, ALL the dust of the land, turned into gnats wouldn't this actually explain why the magicians could not do the same? I mean, if in order to make the gnats appear you need dust, and if all of the dust has already been turned into gnats THEN WHERE are the magicians going to get some damned dust to prove they can make gnats?


13. Exodus 8:19
19 Then the magicians said to Pharaoh, “This is the finger of God.” But Pharaoh’s heart was hardened, and he would not listen to them, as the LORD had said.

Questions

     1) Shouldn't this verse read, "Then the magicians said to Pharaoh, This is the finger of God. But try as he may and even though he desperately wanted to boot the people of Israel out from Egypt so that his people could be saved, Pharaoh found he could not control his own will and could not make his own choice for his people. And Pharaoh wept, for the will and the power and the strength of the protector of Egypt had been usurped," instead of the horseshit that is written?


14. Exodus 9:2, 6
For if you refuse to let them go and still hold them,

And the next day the LORD did this thing. All the livestock of the Egyptians died, but not one of the livestock of the people of Israel died.


Questions

     1) If you refuse to let them go? Bitch, he WANTS to throw your asses out but he can't. Why is that?

     2) So is the LORD's plan to look as mighty and powerful as possible something along the lines of harass and molest your opponent in increasing waves of terror in order to strip them completely of everything even remotely valuable to them, crushing and breaking and annihilating them?


15. Exodus 9:12
12 But the LORD hardened the heart of Pharaoh, and he did not listen to them, as the LORD had spoken to Moses.

Questions

     1) Is this supposed to be proof of God's greatness, showing how He can manipulate people without them even knowing what is going on?


16. Exodus 9:19, 25
19 Now therefore send, get your livestock and all that you have in the field into safe shelter, for every man and beast that is in the field and is not brought home will die when the hail falls on them.”’”

25 The hail struck down everything that was in the field in all the land of Egypt, both man and beast. And the hail struck down every plant of the field and broke every tree of the field.


Questions

     1) Doesn't Exodus 9:6 say that all of the livestock of the Egyptians died in the plague pertaining to that verse? 

     2) If that is the case, where in the fuckey-DOO did the Egyptian livestock in THIS particular plague come from? All of the Egyptian's livestock/beasts are already fucking DEAD! What the hell is going on here?


17. Exodus 9:26
26 Only in the land of Goshen, where the people of Israel were, was there no hail.

Questions

     1) Is the underlying meaning of this verse so long as you do as the LORD says, when the LORD says it, for whatever the reason the LORD decides you will be good to go, and those against you will be the ones to suffer greatly?


18. Exodus 9:34-35
34 But when Pharaoh saw that the rain and the hail and the thunder had ceased, he sinned yet again and hardened his heart, he and his servants.

35 So the heart of Pharaoh was hardened, and he did not let the people of Israel go, just as the LORD had spoken through Moses.


Questions

     1) Isn't this getting to be a bit old?

     2) Is the lesson here that God can be quite persistent in breaking His own rules inasmuch as the free will of man is concerned, provided that God wants something really really bad?


19. Exodus 10:1-2
Then the LORD said to Moses, “Go in to Pharaoh, for I have hardened his heart and the heart of his servants, that I may show these signs of mine among them,

and that you may tell in the hearing of your son and of your grandson how I have dealt harshly with the Egyptians and what signs I have done among them, that you may know that I am the LORD.



Questions
     1) Soooo...is the reason why God so readily admits His crime of interfering with Pharaoh's free will because He thinks people will be too afraid of Him to call Him on it? 


20. Exodus 10:19-20
19 And the LORD turned the wind into a very strong west wind, which lifted the locusts and drove them into the Red Sea. Not a single locust was left in all the country of Egypt.

20 But the LORD hardened Pharaoh’s heart, and he did not let the people of Israel go.


Questions

     1) Say, is what have we here a case of same interference with free will, different plague?


21. Exodus 11:4-6
So Moses said, “Thus says the LORD: About midnight I will go out in the midst of Egypt,

and every firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the firstborn of Pharaoh who sits on his throne, even to the firstborn of the slave girl who is behind the hand mill, and all the firstborn of the cattle.


There shall be a great cry throughout all the land of Egypt, such as there has never been, nor ever will be again.


Questions

     1) So this great and amazing God of love Who wants everyone to love Him and trust Him decides to use His powers of death to kill in order to get His way when the truth of the matter is that from the very beginning of this story it did not have to happen this way?



22. Exodus 11:8
And all these your servants shall come down to me and bow down to me, saying, ‘Get out, you and all the people who follow you.’ And after that I will go out.” And he went out from Pharaoh in hot anger.

Questions

     1) Do you really think that Moses or Aaron have any right whatsoever to be angry with Pharaoh when it is not Pharaoh being difficult but God/the LORD?


23. Exodus 11:10
10 Moses and Aaron did all these wonders before Pharaoh, and the LORD hardened Pharaoh’s heart, and he did not let the people of Israel go out of his land.

Questions

     1) How is it that some people just do not seem to understand that it most certainly was NOT Pharaoh who was keeping the people of Israel in Egypt, but it was God/the LORD?


24. Exodus 12:12-13
12 For I will pass through the land of Egypt that night, and I will strike all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and on all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgments: I am the LORD.

13 The blood shall be a sign for you, on the houses where you are. And when I see the blood, I will pass over you, and no plague will befall you to destroy you, when I strike the land of Egypt.


Questions

     1) Why is there yet another plague that is said to include the killing of beasts? Aren't all of the Egyptian beasts already DEAD? Is someone NOT keeping up with what He commanded on previous plagues?

     2) So in order for death to pass by a home instead of entering it to kill there must be blood on the door frame of the houses? Isn't this just a less terrible sounding way to say that so long as you can show something was killed (something innocent) you will not be subject to judgment?


25. Exodus 12:36
36 And the LORD had given the people favor in the sight of the Egyptians, so that they let them have what they asked. Thus they plundered the Egyptians.

Questions

     1) The people of Israel found FAVOR in the eyes of the Egyptians? FAVOR? Is that the name fear went by back then?



26. Exodus 12:37
37 And the people of Israel journeyed from Rameses to Succoth, about six hundred thousand men on foot, besides women and children.

Questions

     1) Aren't the numbers mentioned here astronomically absurd when you consider that six hundred thousand does NOT include the women and the children? Some scholars even put the TOTAL number (including women, children, non-Israelites with the group) at about 2 million people, slightly more than half of the population of present day County of San Diego, California, which is about 3,180,000 people. And people believe this story WHY? 

     2) So, all of these people who are also dragging their belongings with them, to include herds and flocks, are all walking out of Egypt and into the desert to wander in circles happily ever after for forty years?


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