Showing posts with label nun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nun. Show all posts

Friday, November 8, 2013

II Kings Part II: Just a Few Questions

More of the Seriously Disturbing

Well, as you have surely seen by now the Bible is chock full of some seriously disturbing material, is it not? Sure, I have a way of putting some of the questions I pose, but after reading the material can you really blame me? If you CAN please say so in the comments section.

1. II Kings 17:32-39
32 They also feared the LORD and appointed from among themselves all sorts of people as priests of the high places, who sacrificed for them in the shrines of the high places.

33 So they feared the LORD but also served their own gods, after the manner of the nations from among whom they had been carried away.

34 To this day they do according to the former manner. They do not fear the LORD, and they do not follow the statutes or the rules or the law or the commandment that the LORD commanded the children of Jacob, whom he named Israel.

35 The LORD made a covenant with them and commanded them, “You shall not fear other gods or bow yourselves to them or serve them or sacrifice to them,

36 but you shall fear the LORD, who brought you out of the land of Egypt with great power and with an outstretched arm. You shall bow yourselves to him, and to him you shall sacrifice.

37 And the statutes and the rules and the law and the commandment that he wrote for you, you shall always be careful to do. You shall not fear other gods,

38 and you shall not forget the covenant that I have made with you. You shall not fear other gods,

39 but you shall fear the LORD your God, and he will deliver you out of the hand of all your enemies.”

Questions
     1) Jesus Christ...how many times are they going to use the word fear?

2. II Kings 19:35
35 And that night the angel of the LORD went out and struck down 185,000 in the camp of the Assyrians. And when people arose early in the morning, behold, these were all dead bodies.

Questions
     1) Say, is this another example of God's fighting dirty techniques?

3. II Kings 21:3
For he rebuilt the high places that Hezekiah his father had destroyed, and he erected altars for Baal and made an Asherah, as Ahab king of Israel had done, and worshiped all the host of heaven and served them.

Questions
     1) Sooo...there ARE other gods with at least some powers?

4. II Kings 21:6
And he burned his son as an offering and used fortune-telling and omens and dealt with mediums and with necromancers. He did much evil in the sight of the LORD, provoking him to anger.

Questions
     1) Sooo...this guy did all of these no-no things and only provoked the LORD/God?

     2) But someone else who did not believe in the LORD/God and who did these things would have been totally annihilated, right?

5. II Kings 21:8
I will not again make the feet of the Israelites wander from the land I gave their ancestors, if only they will be careful to do everything I commanded them and will keep the whole Law that my servant Moses gave them."

Questions
     1) Ahhh...this is one of those great deals where only God/the LORD wins, right?

     2) Isn't this an unconscionable or boiler plate contract?

6. II Kings 21:9-11
But they did not listen, and Manasseh led them astray to do more evil than the nations had done whom the LORD destroyed before the people of Israel.

10 And the LORD said by his servants the prophets,

11 “Because Manasseh king of Judah has committed these abominations and has done things more evil than all that the Amorites did, who were before him, and has made Judah also to sin with his idols

Questions
     1) Is any of this anywhere near fair?

     2) Is this an example of entrapment of man by God/the LORD?

7. II Kings 21:12-14
12 therefore thus says the LORD, the God of Israel: Behold, I am bringing upon Jerusalem and Judah such disaster that the ears of everyone who hears of it will tingle.

13 And I will stretch over Jerusalem the measuring line of Samaria, and the plumb line of the house of Ahab, and I will wipe Jerusalem as one wipes a dish, wiping it and turning it upside down.

14 And I will forsake the remnant of my heritage and give them into the hand of their enemies, and they shall become a prey and a spoil to all their enemies,

Questions
     1) Well...thanks for the warning, Pal, right?

8. II Kings 21:15-16
15 because they have done what is evil in my sight and have provoked me to anger, since the day their fathers came out of Egypt, even to this day.”

16 Moreover, Manasseh shed very much innocent blood, till he had filled Jerusalem from one end to another, besides the sin that he made Judah to sin so that they did what was evil in the sight of the LORD.

Questions
     1) Excuses, excuses, excuses. Is this the best God can do?


9. II Kings 21:22
22 He abandoned the LORD, the God of his fathers, and did not walk in the way of the LORD.

Questions
     1) Of course he forsook the LORD! For Pete's sake...look at verses 14, 15, and 16, right?

10. II Kings 21:23
23 And the servants of Amon conspired against him and put the king to death in his house.


Questions
     1) Sooo...I take it there is NO respect for royalty and kingship? Tell me, how will this work out for Jesus? After Jesus?

11. II Kings 22:16-17
16 Thus says the LORD, Behold, I will bring disaster upon this place and upon its inhabitants, all the words of the book that the king of Judah has read.

17 Because they have forsaken me and have made offerings to other gods, that they might provoke me to anger with all the work of their hands, therefore my wrath will be kindled against this place, and it will not be quenched.

Questions
     1) But God deserves  disregard, doesn't He?

12. II Kings 22:19-20
19 because your heart was penitent, and you humbled yourself before the LORD, when you heard how I spoke against this place and against its inhabitants, that they should become a desolation and a curse, and you have torn your clothes and wept before me, I also have heard you, declares the LORD.

20 Therefore, behold, I will gather you to your fathers, and you shall be gathered to your grave in peace, and your eyes shall not see all the disaster that I will bring upon this place.’” And they brought back word to the king.

Questions
     1) Wow...someone has control issues, don't they?

13. II Kings 23:14
14 And he broke in pieces the pillars and cut down the Asherim and filled their places with the bones of men.

Questions
     1) What is it with God and the Bible and desecration of corpses?


14. II Kings 23:24
24 Moreover, Josiah put away the mediums and the necromancers and the household gods and the idols and all the abominations that were seen in the land of Judah and in Jerusalem, that he might establish the words of the law that were written in the book that Hilkiah the priest found in the house of the LORD.

Questions
     1) Sooo...no psychics due to the control issues?

15. II Kings 25:3
On the ninth day of the fourth month the famine was so severe in the city that there was no food for the people of the land.

Questions
     1) Wow...I would say God is the worst parent ever. Don't you think so?


16. II Kings 25:7
They slaughtered the sons of Zedekiah before his eyes, and put out the eyes of Zedekiah and bound him in chains and took him to Babylon.

Questions
     1) This is SO freaking horrible and so barbaric, isn't it?


17. II Kings 25:9
And he burned the house of the LORD and the king’s house and all the houses of Jerusalem; every great house he burned down.

Questions
     1) Sooo...so much for God's people lasting forever, right?


18. II Kings 25:26

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Deuteronomy Part II: Just a Few Questions

With ALL of these questions posed in regards to the Bible wouldn't it be nice to be able to access the questions in one place instead of flipping between blog postings? Now you can! The questions for the first five books of the Bible, the Pentateuch are now in one compilation, and there is no need whatsoever to flip-flop between various posts! Go here for your copy:
http://www.amazon.com/Turkey-Broth-Spirit-Questions-Pentateuch-ebook/dp/B00GVLQ0CY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1385651545&sr=8-1&keywords=ester+lighthorse

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies?

Some of the arguments presented by individuals who believe in God, the total truth of the Bible, and salvation are seriously stupid in their circular, do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do reasoning. The one argument that really gets my goat is how believers will tell you again and again to question whatever it is you are doing and ask yourself whether or not it is something Jesus or God or the Holy Spirit would want you to do? Is your conscience bothering you about what you are doing? Is that still small voice in your heart alerting you that something is seriously wrong with what you are doing, about to do, or being asked to do?

I was taught that the purpose of God's gift of free will to man was specifically to benefit man in these types of situations. Man is supposed to use his free will to question so that he will be better suited to choose what God wants and thus what is good for him. Questioning the things that you do and the things that you want and the things people tell you and the things other people do and tell you to do are essential to living a life for God. And as you question, if you get the feeling something is off, out of whack, not quite right, nonsense...well, you can safely bet such an assessment is likely correct.

Unless you are questioning the Bible or God or Jesus. The Bible and God and Jesus should never be questioned.

Do you have children? If you do have children have they ever behaved in a manner that was disrespectful or lazy? Did they ever mouth off at you? Would you stone your children to death for such things? Have you ever been married and cheated on? While you may have wanted to throttle your cheating spouse would you have really stoned them to death? Have you ever broken a law unintentionally/out of simple negligence? Would you kill and offer as a burnt sacrifice a bull or any other animal to atone for your unintentional sin? You may not believe in or practice such things as tarot, dream interpretation, palm reading, energy reading, psychic abilities and the like, but would you really kill an individual who does? Would you kill someone for working on the Sabbath? Would you do half of the crap mentioned in the Bible, a book that is supposed to be lasting truth?

All of the above things are mentioned in the Bible. All of these things are supposed to have been commanded by God, God's own words. All of God's words are supposed to be lasting, never fading, never falling out of date, good for all of eternity as valid truth. And do you know what?

All of these things should ABSOLUTELY be questioned...yet I distinctly recall being informed that it was wrong to question the Bible or anything in the Bible as far as instruction by God or Jesus was concerned. But...wasn't my conscience telling me something was wrong, off, screwy?

Isn't religion grand? Isn't God some fellow? Sooo...we are to question everything suspicious BUT the Bible and God? Well, isn't that a balanced slice of life?

And now...Part II of the questions for Deuteronomy.


1. Deuteronomy 2:14-15
14 Now the time that it took for us to come from Kadesh-barnea until we crossed over the brook Zered was thirty-eight years, until all the generation of the men of war perished from within the camp, as the LORD had sworn to them.

15 Moreover the hand of the LORD was against them, to destroy them from within the camp until they all perished.

Questions
     1) So, the 'men of war' were twenty and older, correct? That means for those men who were only twenty when leaving Egypt they died at about age fifty-eight when the norm for the age limit was well over one hundred?

     2) Did it take thirty-eight years for God to destroy these people He was pissed at because it was a hard task, or was it because God was enjoying Himself?

     3) Why did God drag out getting rid of these people when, being all-powerful, He could just get it done pronto in one quick swoop?

2. Deuteronomy 2:33-34
33 And the LORD our God gave him over to us, and we defeated him and his sons and all his people.

34 And we captured all his cities at that time and devoted to destruction every city, men, women, and children. We left no survivors.


Questions
     1) Do you equate this type of behavior with a God of love?

     2) Is this what Jesus meant when He said that line, "Suffer the little children unto me," in the New Testament?

     3) Why would an all-forgiving, all-loving, all-powerful, all-everything, perfect God devote Himself to anything that serves only to destroy and tear down and not cherish and build up?



3. Deuteronomy 3:3-6
So the LORD our God gave into our hand Og also, the king of Bashan, and all his people, and we struck him down until he had no survivor left.

And we took all his cities at that time—there was not a city that we did not take from them—sixty cities, the whole region of Argob, the kingdom of Og in Bashan.

All these were cities fortified with high walls, gates, and bars, besides very many unwalled villages.

And we devoted them to destruction, as we did to Sihon the king of Heshbon, devoting to destruction every city, men, women, and children.

Questions
     1) Is this really the God of the Bible, the giver of wicked commands and the taker of life?

     2) Sooo...are commands of genocide commonplace when believing in the God of the Bible?

     3) WHO devotes themselves or demands that others devote themselves to the flippant disregard for the value of human life?

     4) Considering the absolute evil abandon with which God was so generous with when dealing with these SIXTY cities, do you think it is possible Hitler was really God in another one of His human forms?


4. Deuteronomy 4:2
You shall not add to the word that I command you, nor take from it, that you may keep the commandments of the LORD your God that I command you.


Questions
     1) If this verse is true then everything God said in the Old Testament is just as valid as everything in the New Testament, right?

     2) If God said His commands could not be diminished, why don't people still obey the practices and decrees given by God in the Old Testament?


5. Deuteronomy 4:11
11 And you came near and stood at the foot of the mountain, while the mountain burned with fire to the heart of heaven, wrapped in darkness, cloud, and gloom.

Questions
     1) The mountain was burning with fire? Are we talking a volcano here or perhaps a mountain that simply measured very high in radiation? Was it mass hallucination?


6. Deuteronomy 4:15

15 Therefore watch yourselves very carefully. Since you saw no form on the day that the LORD spoke to you at Horeb out of the midst of the fire,


Questions
     1) Uhmmm...how can it be said there was no form when the voice came out of the fire and the smoke? Wouldn't the fire or the smoke then be the form associated with the voice?

     2) Why would anyone even need to see God in order to make an idol or statute or anything since, because man has supposedly been made in the image of God, we then KNOW what God's basic form looks like?

     3) Shouldn't people be asking themselves why, if Genesis 1:26 is correct and man has in fact been made in the image of God thus logically concluding God does have a human-like form, why is God constantly trying to hide Himself or appear as something other than His human-like form? What is He hiding? 


7. Deuteronomy 4:23-24
23 Take care, lest you forget the covenant of the LORD your God, which he made with you, and make a carved image, the form of anything that the LORD your God has forbidden you.

24 For the LORD your God is a consuming fire, a jealous God.


Questions
     1) If God has forbidden man to make any images in the form of God, well...considering that man was made in the image of God and considering the mass amounts of statutes created by human beings throughout history, hasn't man really REALLY dropped the ball on that one?

     2) Is there any just cause for the most powerful being ever, God, to be jealous about anything? Where is the validation for an omnipotent, omni-present being experiencing jealousy if He is the most powerful, the ultimate in everything? Wouldn't this supposed jealousy be bullshit, a totally wasted effort?



8. Deuteronomy 4:26-27
26 I call heaven and earth to witness against you today, that you will soon utterly perish from the land that you are going over the Jordan to possess. You will not live long in it, but will be utterly destroyed.

27 And the LORD will scatter you among the peoples, and you will be left few in number among the nations where the LORD will drive you.


Questions
     1) Heaven and earth cannot speak or reason or offer opinion, so how in the fuckey-doo can they serve as witness to anything when they possess no opinion either objective or subjective?



9. Deuteronomy 4:28
28 And there you will serve gods of wood and stone, the work of human hands, that neither see, nor hear, nor eat, nor smell.

Questions
     1) Sooo...in interpreting this verse are we to think that the LORD God eats when there is never any need for His nourishment since He is supposed to be perfect and never lacking in anything?

     2) In interpreting this verse are we to think that the LORD God sees everything when people do horrible things every damn day and yet does nothing about it?

     3) In interpreting this verse are we to think that the LORD God hears all words uttered and all cries for help and yet ignores such?

     4) In interpreting this verse are we to think that the LORD God smells all, such as great fires and the decomposition of murdered victims and yet routinely ignores such?

     5) If God cares nothing for the works of human hands, even though man has been made in the image of God who is supposed to be perfectly creative with HIS hands, are we to think God gives a good goddamn about anything people do?



10. Deuteronomy 4:29-30
29 But from there you will seek the LORD your God and you will find him, if you search after him with all your heart and with all your soul.

30 When you are in tribulation, and all these things come upon you in the latter days, you will return to the LORD your God and obey his voice.


Questions
     1) If God is everywhere, why do so many people have to try so hard and go through so much to find Him or hear Him or see Him?



11. Deuteronomy 4:39-40
39 know therefore today, and lay it to your heart, that the LORD is God in heaven above and on the earth beneath; there is no other.

40 So you shall keep His statutes and His commandments which I am giving you today, that it may go well with you and with your children after you, and that you may live long on the land which the LORD your God is giving you for all time.


Questions
     1) Does this mean that this God fellow is the lone God of the heavens (sky) that people saw and the earth that people saw during this particular time in history?

     2) Is this God fellow an extra-terrestrial that has 'control' of the heavens/skies and much of what is on earth and simply tells people He is God so that He can better manipulate people?

     3) Why doesn't the verse say that this God fellow has control of or is the LORD God of the universe?


12. Deuteronomy 5:4
The LORD spoke with you face to face at the mountain, out of the midst of the fire,


Questions
     1) Doesn't Deuteronomy 4:15 say that there was no form of God seen?

    2) If the above question is true, and remember that this is Moses speaking to the people of Israel and not the LORD speaking to Moses, then how the hell did the LORD speak to anyone face to face? Isn't a face a form? Sooo...if they did not see any form how in the frickety-frack did they see a fucking face?!



13. Deuteronomy 5:7
You shall have no other gods before me.


Questions
     1) Sooo...is the inference here that there are indeed other gods with the only issue being that the God of the people of Israel wants to be the number one God?

     2) Okay, so no other gods before God? Does this mean there can be gods AFTER God?



14. Deuteronomy 5:8-10
You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

You shall not bow down to them or serve them; for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me,

10 but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.


Questions
   1) Is this supposedly all-powerful God seriously that jealous over a carved image, a representation of a so-called fake and phony deity? How in the world can the greatest being EVER be so infantile in His absurd displays of jealousy? How STUPID is the lack of logic in this idea?

     2) Is it even possible that in His purported perfection God could experience such rabid jealousy?



15. Deuteronomy 5:17, 19, 21
17 You shall not murder.

19 You shall not steal.

21 And you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife. And you shall not desire your neighbor’s house, his field, or his male servant, or his female servant, his ox, or his donkey, or anything that is your neighbor’s.’


Questions
     1) Doesn't God break these commandments quite regularly as He instructs his people to obliterate entire cities and not leave one living soul, instructs His people to take lands and possessions that are not their own, and instructs people to take the virgin women who are beautiful in order to make them wives, women who, if left alone, would become the wives of other men?

     2) Do these things not count as murder and stealing and coveting since God told people to do it?



16. Deuteronomy 5:26
26 For who is there of all flesh, that has heard the voice of the living God speaking out of the midst of fire as we have, and has still lived?


Questions
     1) How can this question even be fairly asked when Moses and Aaron and the people of Israel are instructed that ALL other gods of all other beliefs are false, that the manners in which other peoples believe are all false and have no merit, that the people of Israel are the only people God has chosen as His own, and that the LORD communes and speaks with them only?

     2) How can this question be fairly asked when all other beliefs and religious experiences and deities are denied from the very beginning? There is absolute partiality here, so how can this be anywhere near a fair and valid question deserving an answer?



17. Deuteronomy 5:32-33
32 You shall be careful therefore to do as the LORD your God has commanded you. You shall not turn aside to the right hand or to the left.

33 You shall walk in all the way that the LORD your God has commanded you, that you may live, and that it may go well with you, and that you may live long in the land that you shall possess.

Questions
     1) Sooo...if I want to live a good, plentiful, happy life I had best do absolutely everything that God tells me to do even if it is something bad like murder an entire freaking town, to include all of the animals?

     2) If the LORD told me to kill gay people would I have to do it in order to be righteous and walk in the LORD's way, or else be considered as having turned to the right or the left and therefore worthy of God's jealous wrath?

     3) Sooo...if I am gay and God tells me to kill gay people does that mean I would have to kill myself? Isn't suicide wrong? Why would a loving God order such a pathetically absurd thing in the first place?


http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=ester+lighthorse

https://plus.google.com/106514287250022934893/posts

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/smoothdrama/2012/02/17/smoothdrama

https://sites.google.com/site/esterlighthorse/

http://www.zazzle.com/smartytwoshoes

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Exodus Part I: Just a Few Questions

A New Book, A New Set of Questions:
You didn't think we were going to stop with just Genesis, did you?

Well, we have made it to the next book of the Bible, Exodus. As was done with the previous book a verse or set of verses will be noted and will then be followed by a question or a series of questions. If you would like to answer any of these questions please do so at the comment link at the end of this posting. These questions are part of why I do not believe in the Bible as truth, or in the existence of God. If you ARE a believer of both God and Bible please be so kind as to note such in the comment section.

1. Exodus 1:7
But the people of Israel were fruitful and increased greatly; they multiplied and grew exceedingly strong, so that the land was filled with them.

Questions
     1) Did the Israelites grow and reproduce quickly because of their habit of marrying blood relatives instead of outsiders?

2. Exodus 1:8-10
Now there arose a new king over Egypt, who did not know Joseph.

And he said to his people, “Behold, the people of Israel are too many and too mighty for us.

10 Come, let us deal shrewdly with them, lest they multiply, and, if war breaks out, they join our enemies and fight against us and escape from the land.”

Questions
     1) I am curious as to why the new king in Egypt did not know of Joseph considering that the ancient Egyptians were outstanding records keepers, probably the best of their time? 

     2) The Egyptian kings were educated very well, so again, why didn't the new king here know about his predecessor?

     3) Is there any SOLID supporting historical evidence that is free from speculation and clearly points to the ancient Egyptians having enslaved the Hebrews?

3. Exodus 1:11-14
11 Therefore they set taskmasters over them to afflict them with heavy burdens. They built for Pharaoh store cities, Pithom and Raamses.

12 But the more they were oppressed, the more they multiplied and the more they spread abroad. And the Egyptians were in dread of the people of Israel.

13 So they ruthlessly made the people of Israel work as slaves

14 and made their lives bitter with hard service, in mortar and brick, and in all kinds of work in the field. In all their work they ruthlessly made them work as slaves.

Questions
     1) How were servants to the ancient Egyptians treated?

     2) What was the classification of slaves in ancient Egypt?

     3) Did the ancient Egyptians ever enslave an ENTIRE people, much less an ENTIRE people for the length of 430 years?

     4) Did the ancient Egyptians ever treat their slaves with persistent ruthlessness?

4. Exodus 1:15-16
15 Then the king of Egypt said to the Hebrew midwives, one of whom was named Shiphrah and the other Puah,

16 “When you serve as midwife to the Hebrew women and see them on the birthstool, if it is a son, you shall kill him, but if it is a daughter, she shall live.”

Questions
     1) Is there any verifiable historical information that points to any king or pharaoh of ancient Egypt ordering the deaths of Hebrew baby boys?

   2) Why were there only TWO Hebrew midwives mentioned if the Hebrew people were supposed to be so numerous?

   3) Are we to believe that only TWO women were the midwives for what had to be a considerable number of people?

5. Exodus 1:17
17 But the midwives feared God and did not do as the king of Egypt commanded them, but let the male children live.

Questions
     1) Is there any mention in the ancient Egyptian texts that indicate a pharaoh ordered midwives to kill the Hebrew baby boys with the result that the midwives disobeyed him on account of fear of the Hebrew God?

     2) What happened to people who disobeyed the direct order of a pharaoh?

6. Exodus 1:19
19 The midwives said to Pharaoh, “Because the Hebrew women are not like the Egyptian women, for they are vigorous and give birth before the midwife comes to them.”

Questions
     1) Is this verse supposed to be an example of the wondrous blessings heaped upon the captive Hebrews, that even though they were held captive God was still there with them, taking care of them, aiding them, sustaining them, and making them stronger than the Egyptians?

7. Exodus 1:20-22
20 So God dealt well with the midwives. And the people multiplied and grew very strong.

21 And because the midwives feared God, he gave them families.


22 Then Pharaoh commanded all his people, “Every son that is born to the Hebrews you shall cast into the Nile, but you shall let every daughter live.”

Questions
     1) Sooo...did God deal well with the midwives because they chose to disobey pharaoh, or because they straight up lied to pharaoh?

     2) If the midwives HAD listened to the pharaoh's order would God have prevented them from being able to have families?

8. Exodus 2:1
Now a man from the house of Levi went and took as his wife a Levite woman.

Questions
     1) Considering God's apparent delight with incest as a means of procreation, was this Levite man closely related to the relative he married or are we talking a cousin five or six times removed?

9. Exodus 2:6-8
When she opened it, she saw the child, and behold, the baby was crying. She took pity on him and said, “This is one of the Hebrews’ children.”

Then his sister said to Pharaoh’s daughter, “Shall I go and call you a nurse from the Hebrew women to nurse the child for you?”

And Pharaoh’s daughter said to her, “Go.” So the girl went and called the child’s mother.

Questions
     1) How did Pharaoh's daughter know the baby was Hebrew? Did the mother leave a note? Was he circumcised? Was it the way he was clothed?

     2) Why does God seemingly find it necessary to manipulate every damn situation so that He can try to mold it into some bullshit story of how He rendered yet another mind-blowing miracle on His chosen people?

     3) Is the purpose for God performing or allowing things like baby Moses being found to distract His chosen people from remembering exactly WHO was responsible for their captivity in the first damn place (that would be God)?

10. Exodus 2:11-12
11 One day, when Moses had grown up, he went out to his people and looked on their burdens, and he saw an Egyptian beating a Hebrew, one of his people.

12 He looked this way and that, and seeing no one, he struck down the Egyptian and hid him in the sand.

Questions
     1) So, was Moses informed of his Hebrew heritage and where is the proof of this being mentioned?

     2) If Moses witnessed this 'beating' of an Hebrew slave taking place, and if Moses looks around to see if anyone is watching, does the verse mean looking to see if any Egyptians were watching or if any Hebrews were watching or if ANYONE at all was watching?

     3) If Moses thought that no one was watching at all, exactly where was he when he did this terrible deed?

     4) These verses make it sound like Moses was in an area virtually empty of people/slaves. Now, you would think that if this incident took place in an area where many slaves were working that there would be far more people present, enough to have made Moses' action of looking this way and that more or less pointless. Where was Moses when he did this thing? A cloakroom? Probably not considering that Moses hid the body in the sand and not a closet. So, HOW did Moses do this, who was likely to be around, and who would have reported such a thing to the pharaoh?

11. Exodus 2:13-14
13 When he went out the next day, behold, two Hebrews were struggling together. And he said to the man in the wrong, “Why do you strike your companion?”

14 He answered, “Who made you a prince and a judge over us? Do you mean to kill me as you killed the Egyptian?” Then Moses was afraid, and thought, “Surely the thing is known.”

Questions
     1) Now these fellows apparently witnessed what Moses had done to the Egyptian the previous day. Where were they when they saw what Moses did? Were they in view of Moses? Were they hiding? Would it have even been possible for any Hebrew slave to hide anywhere considering the supposed ruthlessness and watchfulness of the Egyptian slave masters?

     2) Is this verse a pre-cursor to the New Testament verse that references plucking out the log in your own eye before plucking the splinter from another's eye?

     3) Is this verse intended to deliver the same message as the verse that states something along the lines of let he who is not-guilty cast the first stone?

12. Exodus 2:15
15 When Pharaoh heard of it, he sought to kill Moses. But Moses fled from Pharaoh and stayed in the land of Midian. And he sat down by a well.

Questions
     1) Sooo...if Pharaoh heard of what Moses had done WHO told Pharaoh? 

     2) Did the bickering slaves tell Pharaoh? Was there a roll call and the murdered guard was absent and Pharaoh put two and two together?

     3) Did the slaves play a game of ancient telephone and tell one person who told another who told another who told another, and so on and so forth?

     4) If the Egyptians supposedly treated the Hebrew slaves so poorly would any Egyptian, much less Pharaoh believe what the slaves had to say in regards to Moses murdering the man?

     5) Again, I ask you WHO else saw what Moses had done and how did that information reach Pharaoh so damn quick?

13. Exodus 2:23-25
23 During those many days the king of Egypt died, and the people of Israel groaned because of their slavery and cried out for help. Their cry for rescue from slavery came up to God.

24 And God heard their groaning, and God remembered his covenant with Abraham, with Isaac, and with Jacob.

25 God saw the people of Israel—and God knew.

Questions
     1) Why would the people of Israel have to cry out to God in order for God to hear or know that their situation was so damn dire?

     2) Wouldn't God ALREADY KNOW of the plight of the people of Israel since God was the one Who put them there in the first place?

     3) God remembers His covenant with Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob? Had He forgotten?

     4) Did God purposely put the people of Israel in a bad situation in order that He could get them to think He was the shizz-nit when He swooped in and miraculously delivered them from the clutches of Egypt and its pharaoh? 

     5) Wouldn't such a thing as planning out and executing this ridiculous and murderous plan make God's actions rather devious?

     6) So, if God is devious but at the same time absolutely perfect does that excuse God for the shitty things He does to people who sometimes turn out to be His own chosen people?

14. Exodus 3:2-3
And the angel of the LORD appeared to him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush. He looked, and behold, the bush was burning, yet it was not consumed.

And Moses said, “I will turn aside to see this great sight, why the bush is not burned.”

Questions
     1) Why why WHY does the LORD insist on sending angels in His stead when by nature He is already everywhere and in all things? Wouldn't God then be wasting His own time? Isn't wastefulness a sin? Would God get a free pass on that, too?

     2) Of all the things that the LORD could have done to make Himself known and revealed to His chosen people (such as ceasing to be in-fucking-visible)...of all these things He picks turning into a BURNING BUSH?

     3) Why didn't the LORD simply speak to Moses' heart, just like all of the televangelists of the present day claim that God does for them?

     4) Was the burning bush for dramatic effect? Did the LORD appear as a burning bush for the purposes of 'shock and awe' since a bush burning in defiance of natural laws looked and probably sounded a whole lot more interesting than simply speaking to Moses' heart?

15. Exodus 3:4
When the LORD saw that he turned aside to see, God called to him out of the bush, “Moses, Moses!” And he said, “Here I am.”

Questions
     1) In the previous verse it is noted that the angel of the LORD was in that burning bush, but here it says the LORD. What the hell happened to the angel of the LORD? Was He demoted? Called away on duty? Went on a bathroom break?

     2) In the first part of this verse it says that when the LORD saw that Moses was intrigued by the sight of the freak of nature burning bush and began to walk over to investigate, THEN the LORD called out of the fiery bush. Doesn't this sound suspiciously like a subtle form of lying in wait?

     3) In modern times is it even plausible that anyone, God-fearing or not, would believe Moses' story?

     4) Sooo...if we are to take this story as truth is it so far fetched for people nowadays to see the Virgin Mary in a billboard, baby Jesus in a floor tile, John the Baptist in a hoagie, or Satan in the billowing smoke and flames of a petroleum plant explosion?

16. Exodus 3:5
Then he said, “Do not come near; take your sandals off your feet, for the place on which you are standing is holy ground.”

Questions
     1) Okay, here we find ourselves in a bit of a pickle when it comes to the LORD'S/God's/Jehovah's omni-presence. If the ground upon which the LORD is present is holy ground due to that very presence, how the hell isn't all of the ground of this planet holy, considering that the LORD is every where, at all times?

     2) If ALL of this planet's surface/ground is holy due to the omni-presence of the LORD...well, wouldn't we ALL be traipsing around shoe-less?

17. Exodus 3:6
And he said, “I am the God of your father, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob.” And Moses hid his face, for he was afraid to look at God.

Questions
     1) You know one of the more bothersome questions that cross my mind in relation to this verse is that God introduces Himself as the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob. Why does this sound suspiciously like there ARE other gods, and God just happens to be the one picked by these guys? 

     2) Why doesn't God simply refer to Himself as THE God and save a lot of trouble for a lot of people?

     3) Why is God so obviously obsessed with making people fear Him? Is the fear what gives Him power and substance?

18. Exodus 3:8-9
and I have come down to deliver them out of the hand of the Egyptians and to bring them up out of that land to a good and broad land, a land flowing with milk and honey, to the place of the Canaanites, the Hittites, the Amorites, the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites.

And now, behold, the cry of the people of Israel has come to me, and I have also seen the oppression with which the Egyptians oppress them.

Questions
     1) Does God assisting the people of Israel to flee Egypt deserve ANY kudos whatsoever considering God is the one who put them in Egypt in a damn fix to begin with?

     2) Sooo...God tells His people that He will give them this great land, and yada-yada, plucka-plucka. God even tells His people the land is already occupied. Now how do you suppose God is going to get those dwelling on this land out and the people of Israel in?

     3) Wouldn't harassing and harming and mistreating and killing and robbing the inhabitants of the promised land qualify as oppressing these people? 

     4) Didn't the people of Israel get it through their skulls that what they were planning to do to the people already in the promised land (oppress them) was exactly what the Egyptians supposedly did to the people of Israel?

     5) God is omni-present, correct? Exactly how long did the people of Israel have to cry out before God decided to stop His deaf ear act and actually render aid/help?

19. Exodus 3:12
12 He said, “But I will be with you, and this shall be the sign for you, that I have sent you: when you have brought the people out of Egypt, you shall serve God on this mountain.”

Questions
     1) The 'sign' that God had indeed sent Moses to drag the people of Israel out of Egypt was that when all was said and done, Moses would serve God on the mountain? What kind of nonsense gibberish is that?

     2) So, Moses wants a sign that he has indeed been chosen to do what God is telling him to do. God says Moses will receive a sign but Moses will not actually receive that sign until the people of Israel are out of Egypt and everything is after the fact? 

20. Exodus 3:13
13 Then Moses said to God, “If I come to the people of Israel and say to them, ‘The God of your fathers has sent me to you,’ and they ask me, ‘What is his name?’ what shall I say to them?”

Questions
     1) Is Moses really this fucking stupid? 

     2) Why would God trust ANY portion of His supposed divine plan for man with an individual so goddamn stupid as Moses? Isn't that about as bright as giving Jeffrey Dahmer a fork and knife and a new cellmate? 

21. Exodus 3:18
18 And they will listen to your voice, and you and the elders of Israel shall go to the king of Egypt and say to him, ‘The LORD, the God of the Hebrews, has met with us; and now, please let us go a three days’ journey into the wilderness, that we may sacrifice to the LORD our God.’

Questions
     1) So basically God is instructing Moses to LIE to pharaoh, because both Moses and the LORD God know for sure they have zero intention of actually returning to Egypt as such as their 'three day journey' makes it sound?

22. Exodus 3:19-20
19 But I know that the king of Egypt will not let you go unless compelled by a mighty hand.

20 So I will stretch out my hand and strike Egypt with all the wonders that I will do in it; after that he will let you go.

Questions
     1) And why WON'T the king of Egypt want to let the people of Israel go?

     2) Is the LORD God's intentional hardening of the pharaoh's heart and the consequences of such considered the 'mighty hand' that compels pharaoh to eventually let the people of Israel go?

     3) God absolutely could have simply told the pharaoh to let the people of Israel go, just like that and short and sweet. Pharaoh would have had to listen for who denies God, right? So, why DIDN'T God try that instead of hurting and maiming and frightening and murdering countless Egyptians?

     4) Does God consider His victories more complete if He can arrange suffering and sorrow and death on a massive scale?

23. Exodus 3:21-22
21 And I will give this people favor in the sight of the Egyptians; and when you go, you shall not go empty,

22 but each woman shall ask of her neighbor, and any woman who lives in her house, for silver and gold jewelry, and for clothing. You shall put them on your sons and on your daughters. So you shall plunder the Egyptians.”

Questions
     1) So God is going to place the Egyptians in such a deep state of fear and despair that as the people of Israel leave Egypt they will be able to openly rob the Egyptians of valuables?

     2) Why does God refer to this as the people of Israel finding favor in the eyes of the Egyptians when the truth is that the Egyptians were in such a state of fear and shock that they had NO CHOICE but to allow themselves to be robbed, because for all they knew there just might have been a worse plague than the angel of Death tiptoeing through Egypt and killing all of the firstborn?

24. Exodus 4:1-5
Then Moses answered, “But behold, they will not believe me or listen to my voice, for they will say, ‘The LORD did not appear to you.’”

The LORD said to him, “What is that in your hand?” He said, “A staff.”

And he said, “Throw it on the ground.” So he threw it on the ground, and it became a serpent, and Moses ran from it.

But the LORD said to Moses, “Put out your hand and catch it by the tail”—so he put out his hand and caught it, and it became a staff in his hand—

“that they may believe that the LORD, the God of their fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob, has appeared to you.”

Questions
     1) Did either God or Moses truly think that a simple magic trick would impress the Egyptians into allowing the people of Israel to leave, or to convince the people of Israel of Moses' leadership abilities?

     2) How would something like this work nowadays? Would the staff turn into a formerly misplaced/lost television remote? 

25. Exodus 4:6-7
Again, the LORD said to him, “Put your hand inside your cloak.” And he put his hand inside his cloak, and when he took it out, behold, his hand was leprous like snow.

Then God said, “Put your hand back inside your cloak.” So he put his hand back inside his cloak, and when he took it out, behold, it was restored like the rest of his flesh.

Questions
     1) How would something like this work nowadays? Would the hand come out of the cloak with a nice peppering of small pox or hemorrhagic fever or some other weird-ass, disgusting malady?

26. Exodus 4:9
If they will not believe even these two signs or listen to your voice, you shall take some water from the Nile and pour it on the dry ground, and the water that you shall take from the Nile will become blood on the dry ground.”

Questions
     1) IF they will not believe? IF? 

     2) Do you think Moses would like to have known how far God was going to carry out His threat/promise to harden the pharaoh's heart?

27. Exodus 4:10-11
11 Then the LORD said to him, “Who has made man’s mouth? Who makes him mute, or deaf, or seeing, or blind? Is it not I, the LORD?

Questions
     1) And WHO is the One who put the people of Israel into their predicament to begin with?

     2) And WHO is the One Who is purposely hardening the pharaoh's heart in order that an excuse to totally annihilate the Egyptians be made?


28. Exodus 4:18-19
19 And the LORD said to Moses in Midian, “Go back to Egypt, for all the men who were seeking your life are dead.”

Questions
     1) This is the same goddamn thing as modern day criminals who participate in some horrible crime and then run off in hopes that sooner or later people will forget what he has done. Way to go, God. Way to fucking go. Hummm...how is this for holy justice?


29. Exodus 4:21, 23
21 And the LORD said to Moses, “When you go back to Egypt, see that you do before Pharaoh all the miracles that I have put in your power. But I will harden his heart, so that he will not let the people go.

23 and I say to you, “Let my son go that he may serve me.” If you refuse to let him go, behold, I will kill your firstborn son.’”

Questions
     1) Aha! Is this where Moses finally finds out some of the more dark aspects of God's plan for mankind, that said plan absolutely DOES involved premeditated murder?

     2) Say, if something like this went to the Nuremberg Trials do you think Moses' life would be spared on account that he was following God's orders under threat of death? 

30. Exodus 4:24-26
24 At a lodging place on the way the LORD met him and sought to put him to death.

25 Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it and said, “Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me!”

26 So he let him alone. It was then that she said, “A bridegroom of blood,” because of the circumcision.

Questions
     1) Doesn't this verse have sneaky, sly undertones of God lying in wait?

     2) So, God cancels the kill contract because He was appeased by the foreskin of Moses' son being cut off?

31. Exodus 4:30-31
30 Aaron spoke all the words that the LORD had spoken to Moses and did the signs in the sight of the people.

31 And the people believed; and when they heard that the LORD had visited the people of Israel and that he had seen their affliction, they bowed their heads and worshiped.

Questions
     1) Doesn't this sound suspiciously like God is wowing and wooing the people of Israel with stupid tricks?

     2) So, God has all of the power in the universe at His disposal and He chooses to turn a fucking STAFF into a snake as a means to convince people to believe in Him?